The sufferings of my heart ♥

Me: I think I'm gonna go to sleep now. 
TV: lol but good shows are on. 
iPod: sleep? Is that a new app? 
Sleeping position: lol I'm not gonna be comfortable. 
Mind: what's the meaning of life though? 
Temperature: lol it's too hot and too cold. 
Noises: oh, you said be louder? Okay. 
Body: Lol time for itches.
Person I like: Hey

When teachers give you an assignment and say: “this isn’t the type of assignment you can do the night before it’s due”…

im-in-heaven:

whitechocolatefaj:

12 year olds are pregnant, and I still can’t get a date.

When you finally call your mom back after 50 missed calls

retrogradesteps:

basaalisk:

relevant

When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.

fyoulucy:

People be like

“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.” “Send food”

“Didn’t anyone tell them i’m claustrophobic?”

“uhmm.. you guys.. can you like.. dig me up.. i’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah..”

“omg, satan is so funny!”

“hell isn’t that bad, atleast you get internet :)”

“lol u guise, i saw the list for people going to hell, you, blahblah are going STRAIGHT to hell hah!”

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

How other people draw Birds

rojeansibug:

How i draw them:

LOL